on the dangers of phones in kitchens

having a phone in the kitchen is a convenience, i know, i understand, but there are some dangers involved...

"what dangers?" you ask... well, i could have meant ordinary, conventional dangers, but no what i'm talking about is the danger that someone might spill something on the phone... some food stuff might get spilled on the phone...

and it might not be obvious just by looking at it...

and it might be that you only find out when you go to check your messages and get an ear-full of goo...

just you wait and see... i'm not special, this can happen to any one of you as well...