apparently my athletic karma has been passed on to another..

i've had some rather spectacular things happen to me (usually it was to me, but sometimes it was the people who were unlucky enough to be near me, or on my team, etc) when i played sports but thankfully i never had my hands and foot cut off when the wall supporting the basketball backboard collapsed during a slam dunk...

probably because i never executed a slam dunk... probably for the best that i didn't, then, because it's obviously very dangerous for some of us...