Sunday, May 16, 2004

oh, the memories - whatever happened to wonderful tv content like this?

"Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty,
But it's really thick.
It fills my cat box oh so snug;
It always does the trick.

I like to rub it on my toes
And squish and squish and squish!
It rare offends my tender nose,
Like a smelly fish!

Its texture is a joy to me,
It's just as smooth as silk.
It makes my little whiskers twitch;
It stays crunchy, even in milk!

I may not be the President,
I may not be the Pope,
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
I shall never mope!"

ren & stimpy, where are you? i need some rubber nipples to protect me from harmful UV rays while i touch nasty disgusting things...

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