weird garbage

so i'm walking along to work this morning when i see some packaging on the ground up ahead of me... it was a familiar style of packaging - clear plastic with a cardboard backing so that you can see the product... the void in the clear plastic, though, was a shape i was not expecting to see... somewhat conical for the most part, flaring out at the widest point to 3 or 4 inches... it's - i don't know, a christmas tree shaped space in the packaging... hold on, i'll draw a picture


and as i walked by i was able to make out the label on the packaging - it said butt plug... yes, that's right it was the discarded packaging from a butt plug...

now i've seen used condoms and condom wrappers in parks (and sometimes even on the sidewalk on city streets, and the reaction some people make when they step on that and realize what it is is quite humourous) but this was a first...

can you imagine? someone was so enthusiastic about their new toy that they couldn't wait until they got home... they had to break it out of the packaging right then and there and then what? drop trou' right there and try it on/in? nevermind the fact that it's farking cold out there... and then there's the whole size issue - 3-4 inches wide (not around, but across)... ouch!

it's a weird world out there, that's for darn sure...