Friday, June 03, 2005

oh, behave...

true story...

so i'm in a bus shelter waiting (pacing) for a bus... the light at the intersection turns red... the traffic stops and right outside the bus shelter is a car with a black guy and a blonde girl both in the back seat...

he leans his head out the window and says in a somewhat effeminate voice "excuse me sir..." (ah, the plaintive cry of someone needing my help) "... this girl beside me thinks you're very sexy"... and there's the girl, all smiles, waving at me...

right... ok... thats new...

i swear, sometimes i've got to beat the girls off with a stick, i just look soooo good...

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